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What are #5thingsyoucantdo in Oakland Township?

Twitter is afire with this trending hash tag. What CAN'T you do, Oakland Township?

The Twitter hash tag #5thingsyoucantdo is one of the top trending topics on Twitter right now.

Some tweets are somewhat serious, like this one from @antiSerphres: "#5thingsyoucantdo 1. Sneeze with your eyes open. 2. Tickle yourself. 3. Put your fist in your mouth. 4. Fly. 5. Take your own advice."

Other tweets are silly, like this one from @pepsi: "Whistling ur fav tune while drinking a #Pepsi on a unicycle, wearing handcuffs & texting your BFF. #5thingsyoucantdo at once ;)"

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So, what are five things YOU can't do in Oakland Township? Here are a few things we thought of:

  1. Fill your car up with .
  2. Burn things outside (without a permit, anyway).
  3. Find a building more than a few stories tall.
  4. Ride a Segway on the (technically, it's a motorized vehicle!).
  5. Get fast food from a drive-through restaurant.

What else can't you do in Oakland Township? (Keep it clean, please!)

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